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Dick Fight Island Review

Dick Fight Island Review

-Written by: Jelly Berrier

Hello readers! It's summer and we're going to a place where cruise ships don't dare to go! This place is called Dick Fight Island! This tropical paradise has all the homo-erotic entertainment you can ask for! So join me on a vacation to an homosexual island paradise!

Hello dear reader! Welcome to the first and most likely only 18+ review I will be doing. Today I am reviewing the esteemed SuBLime title, Dick Fight Island by Reibun Ike. I am the target demographic for Dick Fight Island, a young woman who is attracted to men and likes anime and manga. However, I do not like hentai nor do I like hardcore yaoi, ecchi, or most romance tropes in general. Even though these titles are not my favorite, I am willing to give them a shot every so often. Since ecchi isn't my taste I needed extra fortitude to handle such a “magical” book. Before reading I had a couple of beers, took a cold bath and meditated about my life choices. Since I wanted to focus on the plot I censored the book by blocking out anything too explicit with my fingers or a piece of paper. Using total censorship I was able to focus on the plot which hopefully make this review more legitimate! There was some censorship in the book, but that was a small bar that didn't cover much of the character’s private parts. I honestly decided to review this manga solely based on the title. The title is on the level of Fakku’s  Lickety Slit, or Adult Source Media's masterpiece Pirate's Booty! My other reason for reviewing is because I thought it would be a cool story to tell people.

These are the character sheets for the fighters on Dick Fight Island. (Dick Fight Island, Pg 2)

Dick Fight Island is exactly what it sounds like; guys fighting on an island using their genitals. But don’t confuse it with what you see at the nightclubs or on the Discovery Channel. There are RULES on Dick Fight Island!

Showing your butt is a right on the islands in Dick Fight Island. (Dick Fight Island, Pg 25).
The dick fights are to determine the king and whoever cums first loses. Our main character, Hart, is a part of the Jewel tribe on Dick Fight Island; he just got back from studying new dick fighting techniques abroad. His secret technique involves checking the prostate, and no, he is not checking the prostate for cancer. I pondered what type of school program Hart entered to study dick fighting abroad and I wish they would have delved more into how a dick fighting study abroad works. 

Heart arriving on Dick Fight Island after studying abroad. (Dick Fight Island, Pg 1).

This book has it all: there’s genuine romance, different dick fighting tribes with different cultures, and there's lube, lots of lube. At least the lube thing is somewhat realistic, or as realistic as it can be on an island where men fight with their privates!. They basically go to the Full Monty, which if you haven't seen that amazing film, it means they show full nudity. This book is certainly not for the weak of heart like me; it broke my fragile composure to the point I had to censor it myself. I wish they focused more on the plot rather than the hentai but, then again, it is hentai.

Let’s get to the characters and the art. The art is SuBLime, figuratively and literally. Character designs are very well done, and attention was paid to detail. The characters' designs are varied enough that there is something for everyone’s tastes on Dick Fight Island. Most of the characters are typical manly anime guys with a couple more effeminate guys sprinkled throughout. They all have different dick fighting weapons so that's cool.

However fun or weird this book may be, it comes with downsides. My mom found this book on my bedside table and there was a lot of awkwardness between us when she asked me about it. I said it was for my job and she replied, “Yeah right, just hide it next time.” I don’t think this book would be socially acceptable to read in a coffee shop or in public. Overall I don’t think this book is for me in the way most people who buy it would enjoy it, but honestly even if you aren't into yaoi this would make an amazing white elephant gift. Plus, it’s not like they can try to sell Dick Fight Island to a used book store, imagine how embarrassing that exchange would be. In conclusion, Dick Fight Island is smut, but it’s smut that doesn’t take itself seriously similar to Food Wars and Interspecies Reviewers, which is what makes it stand out. If you are into hardcore yaoi but want to laugh a little, this title is exactly for you! 

Dick Fight Island Manga Volume 1

Dick Fight Island manga volume 1 features story and art by Reibun Ike.

Eight islands represented by their best warriors must battle it out in a tournament to decide their king. To win this battle of endurance, it’s not the last one standing but the last one coming that matters!The tournament to choose the next king of the islands is about to begin. The rules are simple—whoever comes first loses! Participating warriors protect their mighty swords with armor that grows larger and more elaborate with each tournament. But one warrior has returned from studying abroad with a technique certain to force a pleasurable eruption! Is there a competitor alive able to withstand it? Or is this deft warrior destined to become king?!

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